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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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How many of y'all just want to fuck all the time

  1. Me and myself

    60.0%
  2. Definitely me

    60.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Johnwhite

    Johnwhite Porno Junky

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    I was watching all the sexy beautiful lady followers and damn y'all are sexy start looking at videos rub your cock next thing you know damn. Does anyone else have this urge ??

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    1. in2doingit
      I was off work yesterday so was on here all day looking at all the Hotness. Im normally not hard all day. Was a good day for this ol guy. Played with a lot of people on Xnxx…
       
      in2doingit, Dec 5, 2019
      wise1337 likes this.
    #1
  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    No. The only urge we have in GD is for all the noobs to read the rules & post in the proper forum. Have fun while you wait for the elevator.
     
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    1. aesopstails
      Oooh... I think we have a connection going here! I dislike you, too!
       
      aesopstails, Dec 6, 2019
    2. SoutheastUSofA
      SoutheastUSofA, Dec 6, 2019
      submissively speaking likes this.
    #2
  3. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    Who is this y'all you speak of I do not know this person
     
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    #3
  4. coraline

    coraline The Witchy Woman

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    No....
     
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  5. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Do ya tenderize the meat first? 51u1NEpNICL._SL500_AC_SS350_.jpg
     
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    #5
  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Speaking of "lady followers".
    Why are guys with dick pic avatars following me?
    Am I giving off a vibe I'm not aware of ?
    Exit only, fellas.
     
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    1. Valspar
      Lmao! Maybe I should've put this in random thoughts.
      Just trying to help and get the thread derailment process started.
       
      Valspar, Dec 5, 2019
    2. JimmyCrackPorn
      I think they're keeping an eye out for when you head out on the 24th, so they can head to the North Pole for some North Hole after you leave. [​IMG]
       
      JimmyCrackPorn, Dec 6, 2019
    3. Valspar
      Wait... I need to stop liking Jimmy's comments.
      That's the vibe I'm putting out.
      Fuck off, Jimbo! :D
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
    4. JimmyCrackPorn
      [​IMG]
       
      JimmyCrackPorn, Dec 6, 2019
    #6
  7. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    You have 5 followers and one “says” she is female although the jury is still out on that.:rolleyes:

    Who are all these sexy beautiful female followers of which you speak exactly?:O_o:
     
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      Look at him go! :laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 6, 2019
      deleted user 888965 likes this.
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  8. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Wrong forum, buddy.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Come on! You can do better than that.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 5, 2019
      SoutheastUSofA likes this.
    2. SoutheastUSofA
      I know I know. That was a pretty lame response from me, wasn't it?
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Dec 5, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      I’m disappointed in you.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 5, 2019
    4. SoutheastUSofA
      I'm doing the walk of shame with my head hung low and a tear in my eye.

      But at least my ass can post on the right damn forum!!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Dec 5, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      True that bud!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 5, 2019
      SoutheastUSofA likes this.
    #8
  9. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    One of these days I'm going to learn how to post gifs... there are some really funny "meat slapping" ones.
    Until then, someone (@StrawberryCupcake ) help an old dude out.
     
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    #9
  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Coming right up!

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    1. Valspar
      You're a mind-reader.
      I was laughing at the 2nd one.
      Thanks, dear.
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      You’re welcome buddy!
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 6, 2019
    3. 1 Toy Maker
      Love the Boondock Saints
       
      1 Toy Maker, Dec 6, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    #10
  11. thestrangerinyou

    thestrangerinyou cookiemonster

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    • Funny Funny x 4
    #11
  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Now stop that!!
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    2. dirtyjedi
      Meth and redman!!
      Thats my jam
       
      dirtyjedi, Dec 6, 2019
    #12
  13. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Wrong forum! Naff off!
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      This is way better than the elevator. :laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 6, 2019
      Anniemated likes this.
    2. Anniemated
      Thank you! Not better, different!
       
      Anniemated, Dec 6, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    3. Valspar
      I like it.
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    4. Valspar
      Apparently according to the forum language police (Bobbies?) I'm not allowed to say "naff off" anymore because I'm copping phrases that don't belong to me.
      *Heavy sigh*
      FAQ!
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
    5. Anniemated
      Says who?!
       
      Anniemated, Dec 6, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    #14
  14. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    • Funny Funny x 3
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    1. Anniemated
      Fabulous!
       
      Anniemated, Dec 6, 2019
      StrawberryCupcake likes this.
    #15
  15. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I knew someone who wanted me to slap his meat hard...with my hand!
     
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    2. Valspar
      Technically... I did say "jackhammer it". :p
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
    3. Lioness
      That involves a completely different anatomy part than my hand!
       
      Lioness, Dec 6, 2019
    4. Valspar
      The Bionic Woman... you can hear the sound effects in your head now, can't you?
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
    5. Lioness
      Can you imagine how it would feel being clenched with the strength of a bionic woman??
       
      Lioness, Dec 6, 2019
    6. Valspar
      What if I had a bionic penis?
      (sound effects!) Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! As it grows... it's a wash.
       
      Valspar, Dec 6, 2019
      Lioness likes this.
    #16
  16. badbadman66

    badbadman66 Sex Machine

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    Careful it don’t slap back
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    #18
  17. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    xn no way.gif
     
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    #19
  18. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    #20